Getting conditioned in an Indian middle-class family is something which is very eventful! Those small ‘desi’ things simply get absorbed in your soul! Because remember that, even if you leave the middle-class, the middle-class never leaves you! But nonetheless, that is how we middle-class people are and we are proud of it! We are always struggling but never let that show. And sometimes that gets hilarious, isn’t it? Here are a few Universally accepted Middle Class things in every household and you’ll totally relate to them! They are sure to bring a smile on your face!
If You Throw Polythene, You Are Committing A SIN!
Did you hear that? Never throw a polythene because you never know, you might need them in cases of emergency! *sigh*
Separate Crockery For Guests
This has been a followed tradition in middle-class households for years now, and we still don’t get why! And the strangest part is they are not even used when the guests visit! How weird is that! Mom, kindly tell us, for when are you saving that crockery?
Soft Drink Bottles = More Water Bottles In The Refrigerator
If you have also been told to fill the empty Pepsi and Coke bottles with water, then congratulations, you are a true middle-class person! Sometimes i wonder, is this why we were bought soft-drinks, so that we could have numerous bottles in the refrigerator? #JustThinking
“Bhaiya, Dhaniya Mirchi Free Mein Daal Dena!”
If there were awards for the most middle-class thing, this one would have been a sure shot winner! Vegetable shopping is incomplete and impious if you do not manage to get Dhaniya and Mirchi complementary!
Nothing Is Actually Finished Till The Last Drop
Cutting the toothpaste tubes from behind when it is about to get finished or simply adding water to the shampoo bottle so that it can be used for one last time – we all have been there, done that! If you don’t use it till the last drop, then you are just probably wasting money! Shame on you!
We Still Don’t Trust Online Shopping
People have gone into Space and come back, but we middle class people still think 10 times before buying anything online! And electronics like Television, Air Conditioner, and Laptops etc. are completely out of question. You can’t buy them unless you go and check them yourself! Because who knows, they might deliver shoes in place of Television! *rolls eyes*
Crocin Is The Cure For Everything On This Planet!
Whether its fever, headache, stomachache, toothache or even if your pet has some kind of ache, there is only one solution – CROCIN! Like seriously, is it elixir or something?
You Are A Regular Customer Of EVERY Shop!
Okay, think about it. Is it practically possible to be a faithful customer of every shop? No! But we just don’t learn. Whenever we want a discount or want to bargain, we leap down to Bhaiya-hum-toh-hamesha-aap-ke-yahan-hi-aate-hain-level!